colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.
― 2 am thoughts (via bl-ossomed)
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated